hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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