know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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