sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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