this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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