writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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