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Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.

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(407): View more from Florida

Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.

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(972): View more from Texas

Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.

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(408): View more from California

i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.

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(907): View more from Alaska

Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.

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(562): View more from California

New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.

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(925): View more from California

I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking

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