He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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