How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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