this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
