dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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