his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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