scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Small penises have feelings too.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
