I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
This house was built for laser tag.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
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