this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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