I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I wear drunk well.
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