Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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