I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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