hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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