I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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