i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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