At least make sure they are 18
Why
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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