I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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