you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
