How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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