dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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