id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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