Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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