I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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