Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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