He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
