did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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