Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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