my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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