I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
