You work out of a Hotel?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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