I can tuck mytits in my pants
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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