butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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