in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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