Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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