No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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