She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
now i know why i became what i already was.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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