Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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