Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I am mentally ready for anal.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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