found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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