What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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