i just had sex bonerless
it hurts more in the daytime
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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