Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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