woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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