I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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