He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
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