it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Randomize
