you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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