Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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