Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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