I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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