Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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